Halloween Cartoon Caption Challenge

Any suggestions for a caption?

I'm also open to suggestions for the titles on the books being read.

Update on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 at 8:51 AM by Debbie Ridpath Ohi

Great responses so far! Here are some responses on Facebook and Twitter as well.

Comments

[Therese Walsh]

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. I thought I was supposed to be the hero of this book? Is this a joke? Where's Ashton Kutcher?"

Reading: Dracula by Bram Stoker
Child reading: Vampire Haiku by Ryan Mecum

[Jessica Meats]

From the look on the poor vampire's face, I think the kid's reading something along the lines of How To Slay Vampires.

[Debbie Ridpath Ohi]

Ha! Love these. Also see the responses on Facebook at:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150432271440196&set=a.78894340195.111803.627825195&type=1

[Katrina]

Being an undead creature of the night, Count Dracula never imagined he could be so horrified by a tween novel about a sparkly vampire.